The Cranky Old Fork - Coquitlam Menu

Welcome to The Cranky Old Fork - Coquitlam, a delightful eatery located at 1025 Ridgeway Ave, where Canadian comfort food comes to life. The menu features a selection that highlights homemade and heartfelt dishes, creating an inviting atmosphere for food lovers.

• Sammich's: Savor the 12-hour slow-braised Beef Dip with melted mozzarella and horseradish cream, or opt for the Cajun Chicken sandwich, grilled to perfection with a flavorful kick.
• Just Desserts: End your meal on a sweet note with their Apple Crumble or classic Peach Cobbler, both accompanied by luscious vanilla cream.
• Dips a Plenty: Customize your experience with tasty dips like Honey Mustard and Ranch.

With consistent praise for its comforting dishes and generous portions, The Cranky Old Fork exemplifies a fusion of tradition and taste that keeps diners returning for more.

Just Desserts

• Apple Crumble

  Sweet stewed apples topped with sweet buttery baked crumb, topped off with sweet vanilla cream.

  CA$6.50

• Peach Cobbler

  An old fashioned favorite served with sweet vanilla cream.

  CA$6.50

Dips a Plenty

• Honey Mustard

  CA$2.50

• Ranch

  CA$2.50

Feedbag

• Yorkies & Mashed

  Slow braised roast beef stuffed Yorkshire pudding smothered in the house gravy.

  CA$14.00

• Mac 'N Cheese

  Creamy cheesy macaroni with a hint of bacon topped with parmesan. Comes with garlic bread.

  CA$0.00

• Salisbury Steak

  7 oz hand pressed lean ground beef patty smothered in onion gravy, mashed potatoes and a side of Cranky veg and garlic bread.

  CA$20.00

• Meatball Combo

  Our sweet 'n sour meatballs, mashed potatoes and a side of Cranky veg & garlic bread.

  CA$20.00

• Crankyburger Helper

  The Mac 'n Cheese with lean ground beef. Comes with garlic bread.

  CA$0.00

• Stroganoff

  Slow braised roast beef, onions, mushrooms and egg noodles tossed in creamy house gravy, topped with parmesan and green onions. Comes with garlic bread.

  CA$0.00

The Small Stuff

• Pork Bites

  1/2 pound of hand cut pork tenderloin tossed in seasoned rice flour and deep-fried. Gluten free

  CA$15.00

• Lettuce Wraps

  Fresh minced chicken sautéed with garlic, sesame oil and hoisin served with diced green onion, shred carrot and iceberg lettuce cups.

  CA$16.00

• Cranky Veg

  Stir-fried broccoli, onion and bell peppers in sesame garlic soya sauce.

  CA$8.00

• Cranky Croquettes

  House mashed, bacon bits and cheddar patties, breaded with panko and deep-fried.

  CA$7.00

• Mashed Spuds

  Garlic buttery mashed potatoes.

  CA$6.00

• Buttermilk Chicken Nuggets

  Big juicy chunks of fresh chicken breast with a seasoned riceflour crust. Gluten free

  CA$13.00

• Cauliflower Wings

  Cauliflower florets breaded with seasoned rice flour and deep-fried.

  CA$12.00

• Hand Cut Fries

  Hand Cut Kennebec potatoes, the king of French fries

  CA$0.00

• Sweet 'N Sour Meatballs

  Hand made meatballs from our burger mix simmered in house sweet 'n sour sauce.

  CA$8.50

Sammich's

• The Beef Dip

  12 hour slow braised roast beef, mozza, pickled red onion and horseradish cream on our home-made toasted sub bun with some au jus made from the roast on the side for dipping.

  CA$13.50

• Cajun Chicken

  Fresh grilled Cajun seasoned chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, Cranky Fork sauce and cheddar on our sesame seed bun.

  CA$13.00

• The Philly

  12 hour slow braised roast beef, bell peppers, onions and our special cheese sauce on our home-made toasted sub bun.

  CA$13.50

• Crankyville Chicken

  Buttermilk fried chicken breast smothered in our special sriracha honey garlic sauce, trad slaw, home-made pickles and Cranky Fork sauce on our sesame seed bun.

  CA$13.00

• Chicken Parmesan

  Buttermilk fried chicken breast, marinara, mozza & parmesan on our home-made toasted sesame seed bun.

  CA$13.00

• Classic Cranky Smash Burger

  Two 4 oz hand pressed lean ground beef patties, iceberg, tomato, red onion, house pickles and Cranky Fork sauce on our sesame seed bun.

  CA$14.00

• Grilled Chicken

  Fresh grilled chicken breast, iceberg, tomato, mozza, bacon and Cranky Fork sauce on our sesame seed bun.

  CA$13.00

• 1/4 Pounder

  4 oz hand pressed lean ground beef burger, mustard, ketchup, pickles, and home-made mayo on our sesame seed bun.

  CA$11.00

• Buttermilk Fried Chicken

  Buttermilk fried chicken breast, iceberg lettuce, house pickles and Cranky Fork sauce on our sesame seed bun.

  CA$13.00

Salads

• Caesar

  Fresh crisp romaine tossed in our house dressing topped with parmesan, real bacon bits and crostini.

  CA$0.00

• Trad Slaw

  Traditional style coleslaw with shred green & purple cabbage, carrots and creamy house slaw dressing topped with green onions.

  CA$6.00

• Some Greens

  Crisp fresh lettuce tossed with red wine vinaigrette, red onion, green onion, radishes and fresh tomato.

  CA$0.00

• Cranky House Cobb

  Crisp fresh lettuce tossed with red wine vinaigrette, topped with grilled chicken, tomato, green onion, ham, cheddar cheese and hard boiled egg.

  CA$12.00

• Taco Salad

  Crisp lettuce, black beans and cheddar tossed in creamy chili lime dressing topped with fresh tomato, seasoned lean ground beef, sour cream, salsa and cilantro served in a taco shell.

  CA$12.00

Pizzas

• Pepperoni Mushroom

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, house pizza sauce, pepperoni, mushrooms, mozzarella.

  CA$14.50

• Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, house pizza sauce, ground beef, bacon, onion, dill pickle, fresh tomato, cheddar, and mozzarella.

  CA$14.50

• BBQ Chicken

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, Whiskey Creek BBQ sauce, roasted chicken, mozzarella, red onion, and cilantro.

  CA$14.50

• Fried Chicken Pizza

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, Ranch sauce, Buttermilk fried chicken, bacon, fresh jalapeño, and mozzarella.

  CA$14.50

• Pepperoni

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, house pizza sauce, pepperoni, mozzarella.

  CA$13.50

• Hawaiian

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, house pizza sauce, smoked ham, shaved pineapple, mozzarella

  CA$14.50

• Super Hawaiian

  10" House made dough with our special seasoned crust, house pizza sauce, smoked ham, bacon, pepperoni, shaved pineapple, mozzarella.

  CA$16.00